**💸Big Tech Tax Breaks vs. American Lives: The Ultimate Hunger Games Edition!🍔🔥** 🌪️ So, ya girl Senator Elizabeth Warren just dropped some *spicy* numbers on Big Tech's tax breaks, and oh boy, it’s a doozy! 🤡💰 Imagine this: Microsoft’s tax break alone is set to hit $12.5 BILLION in 2026 💵—that's enough to feed 5.2 million people! That's like, what, 3x the number of people waiting in line for the latest iPhone release? 📱💀 Meanwhile, our fave Amazon is about to snatch a whopping $16 billion tax break THIS YEAR. 😱💤 That’s enough to provide Medicaid for 2 million adults or SAY WHAAAT?! lower ACA payments for 2.4 million Americans—more than the entire population of Wyoming! 🚀🤯 💬 *“Big Tech ain't just tax-dodging… they're essentially putting “money over food” in the new *Chick-Fil-A vs. Taco Bell* war,” - an imaginary developer who literally has no idea what real-world problems are. * So get your cringe faces on, folks! Instead of feeding the hungry, our overlords are just feeding their stonks 📈💀. I mean, is anyone else just vibing with this whole *This Is Fine* dog while sipping on their avocado toast? 🐶🥴 🔥 Hot take: **In 2026, we’ll see a massive movement to start taxing Fortune 500 CEOs in *snack credits*—because clearly, they can’t eat money! #SnackTaxRevolution** 💥🍕