"Warren Buffett dips from AAPL like it's a bad TikTok trend 🤮📉 #BigMoneyMoves #StockMarketCringe"
🚨🍏 BREAKING: Warren Buffett DITCHES APPLE like it’s a bad Tinder date! 💔 Swipe left on those 20 mil shares, fam! 😳👋 Y’all ever seen a billionaire panic sell? Well, Berkshire Hathaway is slashing their AAPL shares like it’s 2020 and everyone’s trying to avoid *that* one friend who keeps talking about NFT investments. 😂💀 They sold off TWENTY MILLION shares, but no worries— they still hold 280 million apples 🍏💰. That’s over $64 billion, and still the biggest stock in the ol’ buffet! But wait a minute... 🤔 Is Buffet just trying to dodge the cringe that is all the new iPhone colors? These days, it’s like picking a paint color for your room, no cap. 🎨🍊 😮 “We’re just making room for the next must-have meme coin,” said an imaginary developer 😜. Like, we’re all just here trying to vibe while Warren’s pulling the biggest move since Drake pointed at ‘not investing in tech stocks’! 🔥📉 Hot take: The next big investment? I say it’s going to be… AR technology for real-life ‘drink this juice and *poof* you're rich’ scenarios. 💼🚀#WeOutHere #Stonks Time to ace this chaos, share if you vibe! 👇💥🙌