🛑🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Warner Music just hit the "boredom threshold" with their latest deal, and you won't BELIEVE what they did! 💀💀 So, they settled a lawsuit with some mysterious platform called Udio (sounds like a really awkward first date, right?) 🤡💔, but here’s the juicy part: they’re now rolling out an AI music service! 🎶🤖 Like we need MORE robot-generated "music" in our lives! What’s next, AI covers of elevator music? Not even once, fam. This subscription service claims to let you remix and cover songs using the voices of your fave artists. Yeah, because nothing says “I love you, Drake” like slapping his vocals over your home recording of your cat fighting a vacuum cleaner. 🐱🌀 No cap, the cringe factor is OFF THE CHARTS. Imagine this conversation between developers: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, wanna remix ‘Hotline Bling’ with sounds from the toaster?” 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: “For the stonks, my dude.” Meanwhile, Spotify users are sitting there like "This is fine" 🐶🔥. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2024, we’ll ALL have personal AI composers named TacoBeethoven who will make songs based on our existential crises. Get ready for that fire! 🚀💰