🎤🎶 *BREAKING* - 🚨 Warner Music Group just signed a deal with AI music startup Suno and NO, it's not the next rap collab you wanted. 🤖💰 Instead, it’s more like they finally discovered how to legally sell your grandma’s Spotify account to a robot 🤡🔥 💥 So here's the tea: WMG just pledged that artists and songwriters can *FULL CONTROL* over their names, pictures, and voices. You mean to tell me I can finally tell AI to not make me sound like a potato? 🥔💀 “Yeah, let’s not STONKS that dumpster fire,” said a fictional WMG exec last seen wearing virtual sunglasses indoors. Meanwhile, the artists are like: 🧠 *Drake:* "My name better not end up in some AI-generated diss track, no cap." 🧠 *Taylor Swift:* "I’ll be watching you like I watch my exes’ bank accounts." 😂 But wait, isn’t this just giving instructions to a toaster to stop burning the toast? 🤔⚠️ Here’s the kicker: if AI starts making bops, we might get “AI Elvis” moonwalking to the top of the charts while existing artists are like “this is fine” in their cozy little corner. 🔥🌌 Mark my words—next year, your favorite AI-generated album will drop, and it'll have a track titled “Oops! I Did it AI-gain” dropping hotter than your cousin’s mixtape! 🍵💥🤯 #SunoSNOOZEFEST