🎉💔 Breaking News: HBO Max Prices Just Went Up Like My Blood Pressure After Watching House of the Dragon! 🔥🦅 🚨 ATTENTION NETFLIX SUBSCRIBERS 🚨: Warner Bros. Discovery (aka the chaotic buffet of content) has decided to raise your HBO Max **subscriptions by UP TO 10%** 🤡💸. That’s right, it’s time to fess up and pay MORE for the *privilege* of watching your favorite shows while your bank account seethes in the background like that dog in the "This is Fine" meme. 🐶🔥 📈 Here’s the math for ya, folks: Ad-supported plans are jumping from $10 to $11. You’re basically paying a whole dollar extra to cringe at more ads! Meanwhile, the holy grail of the ad-free tier is now $18.49 🤬. IT'S A RACE TO THE BOTTOM, PEOPLE! 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we could probably charge for air at this point. Just wait until we start including ads in the kitchen.” – Unknown WBD Employee (probably sipping on crystal water 💧💰) But don’t worry! As they prep for a sale, maybe the new owner will *actually* put the “max” in HBO Max. Too bad it'll still be overpriced - like a fancy coffee with 12 extra pumps of syrup. ☕️💀 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2024, HBO Max will rebrand as "HBO *You-Better-Get-A-Second Job*." Stonks, baby! 🚀💰