Warby Parker's Home Try-On be like: "I’m breaking up with you, peace out👋💔" #Cope #Seethe
🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Warby Parker JUST pulled the plug on their FREE Home Try-On program! 🔪💔 It’s like they found a new trend: paying for glasses like it's 1995!!! 🤡💸 I mean, who needs to try before they buy when you can just throw your money into the void? This is the equivalent of that dude who proudly uses a flip phone in 2023. 🤦♂️📞 #Cringe 💬 “Honestly, I just wanted people to look cool while blind," said a “leaked” source (aka my buddy Dave) who claims he works at WP HQ. "But now? They’ll have to seethe while squinting into the future—talk about a glow-up gone wrong!” 🔥👓 In their Q2 earnings report, it's clear that Warby Parker is joining the ranks of the “This Is Fine” meme while clutching their profit margins like Gollum with the One Ring. 🤑💍 So, what’s next? I predict glasses that are just slightly nicer than what you find in a cereal box—but now with a hefty price tag. ⚡💰 Warby Parker better be ready when the TikTok users come for their *head*—I mean, lenses! 😅💥 Hit that share button if you wanna cry about your optical illusions together! 👁️👁️🚀