🚨💔ATTENTION ALL WICKED FANS - LITERALLY ANYONE WHO OWNS A PRIME ACCOUNT!!🚨💔 Wanna feel like the coolest kid in Oz? 👑🌪️ Get ready to flex your Prime membership like it’s a limited-edition NFT you totally bought instead of groceries! 😂💸❤️ 🎭🍿 Buckle up, fam! Prime members have the golden ticket 🎫 to catch "Wicked: For Good" before the peasants (aka non-Prime mortals) even know it exists! 🥴💀 So, if you wanna see Elphaba and Glinda before they become the talk of every TikTok 🎤💃, you better whip out that credit card like it’s a boss fight! Some imaginary dev quote we totally didn’t just make up: "We knew the ticket sales would go stonks! 🚀💰 Who cares if it’s just a musical? People will buy anything if you slap ‘early access’ on it!" Drake meme while pointing 🔥👉 to the Prime members who are gonna snatch those tickets quick, it’s all about the VIP life! 💁‍♀️✨ But just a heads up, the cringe factor of the fan theories that will blow up afterwards is gonna be unreal. 🤡💀 🔥🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, you’ll need a Prime membership just to breathe. No cap! 🤖💨 Get in or be BASIC! 🤷‍♀️✨