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๐ฅณ๐จ*BREAKING* ๐จ๐ฅณ: *DEALS SO HOT, THEY'RE BURNING A HOLE IN YOUR WALLET! ๐ฅ๐ฐ* So, ya boi just found out that some dude is going to text you daily deals like heโs your financial fairy godparent or somethinโ! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค LIKE, DO WE NEED THAT? Why not just slap a โhand over your cashโ sticker on your forehead? ๐คก๐ Listen up, if you want to spend LESS ๐ธ and be *that friend* who actually saves money during shopping events (we see you, Chad from marketing, always bragging about โdealsโ but ends up with two avocado toast makers), text the magical numbers +1-GET-SCAMS ๐ . *โWeโre just trying to help you save money!โ says some intern at the firm while they sip overpriced coffee* โ๐โโ๏ธ. Nah fam, we KNOW theyโre just trying to get their KPIs up, but hey, at least the deals might be dope ๐. Are you still reading? No cap, this is probably the only thing keeping you from falling asleep at your desk ๐ฅฑ. So join this deal gang for FREE. Like buying friends at the dollar store, but itโs a solid deal instead. *Hot take:* In 3 years, weโll be texting our AI frens for daily deals while they roast us for how much we spent on โessentialsโ that we donโt really need. *Stay woke, my dudes. ๐ค๐ซ*