🚨🚨 HOLY CRAP, FOLKS! If you’re still out here choosing between the iPhone 17 Pro 🍊 and the Google Pixel 10 Pro 📸, take a seat because IT’S TIME to dive into the chaotic abyss of mobile tech! ✨🔥 First off, let’s give a warm welcome to the **Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra**: aka, the "Make My Bank Account Cry" phone! 💸💀 No cap, these guys are basically the Avengers of phones: you *need* them on your side, but your wallet is going to seethe in agony. If you think *YOU* can handle the insane camera setups though, then you’re probably right! Now your selfies will look more like *Wait, is that a model or Granny?* 😅👵 This is fine. Rumor has it, Apple’s plan is to release an **iPhone 17 Pro Max Plus X Infinity** next month. 😂🚀 When asked about it, one dev was quoted saying, "We’re just throwing numbers at the wall until something sticks." 🤡🔥 And if you think those vibrant displays are cool, just wait until you see your bank account glow like it’s been hit with a galaxy brain boost! 🌌💰 But hey, if you’re out here flexing with whichever flagship you snag, at least you’ll be drowning in pixels while your social life waves bye-bye. 🔥💥 Prediction Time: In 2025, owning a flip phone will officially be considered "based" and “retro.” Your new flex? Telling people you don’t have to charge your phone every day! 🤯📞