👓🚨 Calling all future cyborgs and meme enthusiasts! The Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses are dropping on September 30, but in true Meta fashion, they’re making us book demos like it’s a hot date with someone who ghosted us for six months! 💔👻 So here’s the tea ☕—if you wanna rock those stylish “I’m totally seeing the Metaverse” shades, you gotta schedule a slot at Best Buy, LensCrafters, Sunglass Hut, or the sacred Ray-Ban temple. 🔮🕶️ Pro tip: make sure you don’t accidentally walk into a LensCrafter and ask for the latest TikTok dance tutorials. Yikes. But hold up! 🚧 Reports are flying around that some of these slots are already filling quicker than my patience with a Zoom call. 😩💻 You thought you could just stroll in? Please. This is a level of cringe no one asked for. 🤡 Both the glasses and your booking experience are shaping up to be as reliable as your WiFi when you're in the middle of a 3-hour Netflix binge. 📺💀 In the words of Brett, my imaginary developer bro: 🗣️ “Dude, we’re literally making people jump through hoops for glasses. What’s next? Buying air with a side of crypto?!” 💸💨 But fr fr, it’s 2023: in a world where Meta and delays make love like it’s a rom-com, I predict these glasses will eventually be the hottest paperweights ever. 🔥📉 Get ready to flex on your friends with virtual see-through lenses that can’t even sync to your brain! 🚀💥 #StonksOrNot #ThisIsFine