🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SLACKBOT JUST GOT A GED IN AI & IS COMING FOR YOUR JOB 🚨🚨 So, here’s the tea ☕: Slack is rolling out a *super advanced* AI version of Slackbot by the END OF 2025. That’s like saying “the year 3000” in tech years. 🤖💀 Let me break it down: this new Slackbot is basically your virtual assistant trying REALLY hard to be your best friend. And honestly? That’s both based and cringe. 😵‍💫 It’s powered by AWS’s virtual private cloud, which sounds complex, but let's be real — it’s just fancy talk for “we’re going to make your work life a WHOLE lot WEIRDER.” I mean, can it kiss my boo-boos after a long day of Zoom meetings? Asking for a friend... 👀💔 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted Slackbot to be a companion, but now it just reminds me I'm still single at 30. I COPE with deadlines!” - Anonymously sobbing developer somewhere 😭🔥 Also, if this Slackbot starts writing my Tinder bio, I’m OUT. No cap. My prediction? By 2026, Slack will have its own dating service called “SlackMate” where you can match with users based on who procrastinated the most. Imagine the chaos! 💥🚀💰 Share this while you still can, or I'll send Slackbot after you! 🤡