🚨💀 Hold onto your shopping carts, fam! Walmart is about to turn grocery delivery into a *futuristic sci-fi thriller* with 90 million TRACKED pallets! 📦🤖 That's right, you heard me! By the end of 2026, they’re slapping sensors on more pallets than you can shake a bacon-flavored churro at! 🌭🥓 Imagine a world where your avocados are more tracked than your ex’s Tinder profile. Seriously 💔, these sensors will prevent your perishables from becoming an episode of “This is Fine” 🐶🔥. You thought "just-in-time" delivery was a thing? Nah, fam, we leveling up to “just-in-case” levels of paranoia. 🙃 And let’s be real, is this an exciting innovation or just Walmart trying to one-up your grandma’s hidden camera spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝👀 “We need to ensure our tomatoes aren’t plotting world domination,” said one *leaked developer* who goes by the name of "ScaredOfTomatoes69." Drake is now pointing left (to the past) and right (to the future) at this **STONKS** move📈💰. So buckle up, because in 2026 we might just be able to watch our lettuce like a “Live Leak” video... but like, in a good way? 😂🚀 🔥🔥 Hot take: The future will have us ordering groceries via drone with sensor-activated **GROCER-E-SPORTS**. You heard it here first! 🏆🥇 #WalmartWorldDomination