🚨🔥💰 BREAKING: Walmart just dropped a $99 Samsung smartwatch?! You heard that right, fam! Say goodbye to your bank account and HELLO to the Galaxy Watch FE, the "FE" obviously stands for “For Everyone who wants to flex on their friends” 🤯👑. 😏🤖 Now you're telling me I can check my texts while I pretend to work out? YASS! 🏋️‍♀️💪 Who needs a personal trainer when you can just vibe with a watch that might just be smarter than your last relationship? 📱💔 But wait, there’s more! This baby has LTE support! So practically, your phone can now stay in the kitchen, while you sassily strut to the gym and listen to your playlist of sad songs — all while knowing your watch is stalking your steps and judging you. 🤡💀 “Honestly, I just wanted to make a smartwatch. The $99 price point is just a massive cope to cover up my existential dread,” said some *totally* real Samsung dev 🦾✨. In conclusion, this is what we call a STONK moment! 📈💸 So if you’re not hopping on this deal? Like, are you even living? 🚀 💔💔 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, people will start wearing smartwatches on their ANKLES ‘cause why stop at being basic? 🤳💀