🎉💥 Oh boy, folks! Gather 'round because Walmart is about to turn the boring AI world into a Wal-mazing fiesta! This ain't just a grocery run, it's an AI takeover! 🤡💪 Walmart VP Desirée Gosby just announced they're *officially* cracking the “enterprise AI” code and scaling it across 255 MILLION customers! That’s right, billion with a B, baby! 🚀 Talk about AI for the people—if by “people” we mean a checkout line that’s about to get way more dystopian! 😱💀 They’ve rolled out something called a “trust-first deployment” blueprint from their *Transform 2025* magic playbook. What does that mean? No clue! But if it’s anything like their self-checkout machines, I expect the AI will still give me the “unexpected item in bagging area” anxiety! 🤖💸 Imagine an AI at Walmart helping you find snacks while also judging your life choices. “No cap, you don’t really need those flaming hot Cheetos, fam.” 😂🔥 And as a leaked quote from an *imaginary* disgruntled developer puts it: “At this point, I'd rather debug a toddler’s drawing than explain trust-first to the CFO.” 💀💔 So buckle up, because I predict Walmart’s AI will soon know your shopping habits better than your therapist. 2025 is gonna be lit! #WalmartWorldDomination 🛒👑🔥