🚨🌟 HOLD UP, FAM! WALLY WORLD JUST HIT THAT "PUTTING ALL APPLE'S MONEY IN MY POCKET" LEVEL! 🍎💸 So check it - Walmart is dropping the *latest* Apple Pencil Pro for the SAME price as the ancient Apple Pencil 2nd Gen. Like, what kind of time warp is this?? 🤖💀 I fr fr thought we were living in a dystopia, and now here I am questioning my choices while I’m still rocking a stylus that’s older than most TikTok trends. Imagine walking into Walmart — you're like Drake in “God’s Plan,” just pointing 🫵 at a discount galaxy brain meme floating above your head. “This is fine,” you say as you grab the new pen and do a little moonwalk outta the store because you know the stonks are glorious today. 📈🔥 "Still gonna charge me $120 for a stick with a battery?" said an imaginary Apple Developer. "Call it a pro product and boom! Profit! 💰✨" But here's the real tea, fam. If Walmart is flexing this hard, that means Apple is about to drop a Pencil Pro MAX or something and we’re about to feel the price spike like it’s 2021 crypto 🙃🚀. 🧐🔥 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll be paying *extra* for every iMessage we send, and the Apple Pencil will be a subscription service called "Pencil & Chill." Who's ready to cope with that? 🤡