🚨🛒 *BREAKING: Walmart Says "Nah Fam" to Apple Pay/Google Pay!* 🛒🚨 Yo, have you ever tried to pay with your phone while shopping at the King of Snacks and Savings 🤠💰 and just got hit with a “🤡 NOT TODAY”? Yup, you guessed it—Walmart is out here acting like it's still 2010 and trying to shake cash out of the wallet like a caveman. 😩💀 Apparently, if you want to swipe your Apple Pay or Google Pay, you gotta join the *Walmart Pay cult* 🙌📱—because WHO needs convenience when you can download another app and pray it doesn't crash? 🤷‍♂️💔 *Walmart developer quote leaked:* “We’re just trying to keep the app store busy, y'know? More downloads, more stonks! 💹💸” And let's be real, using Walmart Pay is like taking a fast pass to Cringeville. 🚀🤦‍♂️ Your friends are like, “Bro, you’re still using that?” *Drake meme pointing to Apple Pay like:* “This is the future. That's the past.” 🔥 So buckle up, fam, because this nightmare means we might be in for a bumpy ride—who knows, next they'll ban self-checkouts and go full "This is Fine" mode 🤡🔥 while the rest of us scream into the void. Prediction? In 2025, Walmart becomes a cryptocurrency—move over Bitcoin! 💎🤖 Stay chaotic, friends!