🚨🛌💦 Yo yo yo, fellow night owls and sleep-deprived gamers! Is your sleep getting crunched like last week’s expired takeout? 💩😱 Is your midnight stroll to the porcelain throne more frequent than your visits to your fridge? 🥴💀 Fear not! We have 5 absolute bangers to keep your bladder from throwing rave parties at 3 AM! 🎉🍹 1️⃣ **Chill with the H20** - No cap, chugging like a hydration champ right before bed is a recipe for doom. Go with the drip-drip instead! 💧❌ 2️⃣ **Late-night caffeine? Cringe.** - If your coffee does more of a "dance party" in your bladder than a "calm and collected vibe," then it's a hard pass. DRake pointing at decaf👀☕️🚫 3️⃣ **Elevate the leg game!** - Raise those feet like you’re winning a Fortnite match! 🕹️🦵 Gravity plays tricks! 4️⃣ **Nighttime snacks = braincell assassin** - Munching on chips before bed like they’re going out of style? 👀🍟 STONKS in regret my friends. 5️⃣ **Master the meditation** - Instead of excessive worrying about life’s absurdities, just zen out like a galaxy-brained guru before sleep! 🧘‍♂️🧠✨ 🔥 Developer says: “At this point, I might as well code a bathroom app for my night runs!” 👨‍💻🤖 But wait for it… 🚀 What’s next? I bet in 5 years, we’ll have a smart toilet that *predicts* your pee times with the accuracy of a psychic octopus. 💩🔮 So buckle up, fam! Your bathroom trips are about to get upgraded to FIRST CLASS. 💳