🔥🚨 BREAKING: The “Big, Beautiful Bill” just dropped like it’s hot 🔥💔 and it’s serving up some *major* cringe for the tech and eco squads 😱💀. Forget EVs and solar panels, 'cause this bill is about to turn the US into a dystopian wasteland faster than you can say “Stonks” 📉😤! So, let’s break this down like a TikTok dance challenge 💃🕺: the EV tax credit is getting sent to the shadow realm — poof! 💨 Say goodbye to your dreams of buying that electric chariot and hello to using your good ol' gas guzzler again. “Why?” you ask. Well, it seems someone in Congress just *loves* pollution 😵‍💫. Meanwhile, the local solar panel industry is screeching into the void 🚀 as cheap Chinese imports are about to crash the party like a drunk uncle at a wedding 🤷‍♂️. “Yo, Tim, what’s the plan?” “I dunno man, just vibe and hope for the best” – probably the actual convo that led to this chaos 🤦‍♂️. Prediction time: in 5 years, we’ll all be literally *cooking* in the sun while scrolling memes about how we should’ve just bought that Toyota Corolla 4EVER. This is fine. 🤡🚀💰