🎬💀🔥 "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery" just dropped its trailer, and LET ME TELL YOU, it's giving major "This is fine" vibes while roasting your favorite detective dramas like marshmallows over a 🔥 bonfire! 😱✨ Listen up: Josh O’Connor is accused of an impossible crime? Sounds like my ex trying to explain why he ghosted. 👻💔 You got Rian Johnson back at it, and I can hear the corporate bigwigs salivating over those sweet, sweet stonks 💰📈💀—bet they're like “Just call us Netflix, we wanna vacuum up another Oscar bait.” But honestly, the real star here is Daniel Craig as the dapper detective Benoit Blanc. He’s in a locked room mystery, and I’m just here waiting for the "Drake Hotline Bling" meme: "Solving mysteries" ➡️ 😍➡️ "Locked doors" ➡️ ❌🥴. And can we talk about newbie priest Jud Duplenticy? Like why do we need ANOTHER dude in a collar to complicate things? Quick question, was he raised by a pack of wolves or just bad scriptwriting? 🐺📜 Leaked Dev Quote: “Benoit Blanc solves mysteries, but I’m just trying to solve my life choices making this sequel!” 🤖💔 Hot take: What if the *real* twist is that EVERYONE is just dead in a clerical error gone nuclear? 🔥👻📜 #WakeUpDeadMan #UnhingedTheories