🚨🍿 HOLY MURDER MYSTERY, BATMAN! 🍿🚨 Rian Johnson just served us a slice of *Wake Up Dead Man*, and it’s more gothic than that one emo phase we all had in high school 💀🖤. Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe decided to team up with the meme lords of TikTok. Yup, that’s the vibe! 🤡🔥 This time, Benoit Blanc is channeling his inner ghostbuster with a sprinkle of holy terror. Rian dropped the line “we’re going back to church” like he’s about to bless this mess with some dark sorcery! I mean, if LOLing at a murder mystery while snacks fly everywhere isn’t your Sunday service, are you even living? 🙏🗡️ Leaked quote from a "screenwriter" 🙈: “Edgar Allan Poe just DM’d me to say, ‘y’all went too hard, but I’m vibing.’” Ugh, based! This isn’t just a movie; it’s a vibe like sipping dark roast coffee while contemplating the abyss. ☕👌 💥 PREDICTION TIME: Brace yourselves, because this is either gonna be the start of meta-modern whodunit films or Rian is going to unleash a universe where every future clue is just a red herring meme! Stonks in chaos, fam! 🚀💰🙌 #ThisIsFine #PlotTwistMePlease ##KnivesOut3 🥴