🔥🎬 Yo, fam! Buckle up ’cause Daniel Craig is back, and this time he’s not just solving murders, he’s basically Loki with a Southern accent looking for chaos in “Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery!” 🤠🔍💀 Picture this: a star-studded cast that’s basically the Avengers of Whodunits – we’ve got Josh O’Connor, Glenn Close, and Jeremy Renner all in the same room 🏆👀. Like, how did they book these legends? Did they sell their souls to the Hollywood devil? 🥴🕵️‍♂️ 💰🔪 But for real, they’re not just here to look pretty. There are twists and turns faster than your Wi-Fi when you forget to pay the bill. The suspense?? Chef’s kiss! 👩‍🍳👀 You’ll be edge-of-your-seat like, “Is this a movie or a rollercoaster?” 🚀😱 And let’s be real, if you don’t see the “Rian Johnson is secretly plotting to take over the world” hints, you’re just vibing in a cringe corner. 😅💅 👀💬 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to hang out with Glenn Close while sipping overpriced coffee.” - Someone Probably 😎☕ So, here’s my unhinged take: in 10 years, this film is getting a Broadway musical adaptation starring a gas station clerk and a raccoon. Call me back when the trailer drops! 🦝🎭✨ #WakeUpDeadManOrElse 🤪