🐶💔 **BREAKING BARKS: Wag Just Dropped HARDER Than Your Ex During a Breakup!** 📉💀 So Wag, the “tech” company that made fetch happen for fido, has officially went belly up on the bankruptcy rug! 🚀🤡 Once rollin’ in those SoftBank dollars 💰💰 like they were Dogecoin at peak hype, now they’re worth less than the price of a fast food burger — and trust me, that burger has more value in the tech world than their lofty $650M dreams. *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🔥🍔 Imagine telling your dog “Hey buddy, we’re switching from Wag to walking you my dang self!” 🤣 #NoCap. Meanwhile, in some undisclosed Slack channel, a developer was reportedly heard saying, “I thought pet grooming apps were gonna become the next stonks — turns out they were just bone meal!” As the fate of Wag draws near, please remember: **When life gives you leashes, MAKE A RUN FOR IT!** 😂💨 🔥 **HOT TAKE**: I bet a new startup will emerge in 2024 called “BarkChain” that’ll turn your bestie’s barks into NFTs. Woof your way to the blockchain, baby!!! 🐾🚀 *Spread the chaos!*