🚨🚨 BREAKING: VSCO GOES FULL HIPSTER MODE WITH NEW 'CAPTURE' APP! 📸🤠💖 So VSCO dropped a new iPhone camera app called *Capture*, and honestly, it’s like giving a MacBook a sip of PBR and then telling it to go take artsy selfies 🙄. After a trial run in super exclusive cliques like Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand (🍀, 🇦🇺, 🇳🇿), they finally decided to share it with the peasants of the world 🙌💀. The app promises to give your pics that vintage analog vibe. Translation: perfect for when you want to make your cat photos look like they're from the ’90s 📸📷💾. Just what we all needed, another way to make our social media feeds look like an over-caffeinated art class 🔥🤡. As a “leaked” quote from a VSCO dev says: “Why take a regular photo when you can take a *vintage* one that still looks like you took it with a potato?” 🥔 Let’s be real, though: if this app doesn’t let me add a filter that makes me look like the main character in a rom-com, I’ll riot 🥳💃. 🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: This is going to crash the App Store faster than your social life after you unfollow that one influencer 🙈. Get ready for the “What’s a camera?!” TikTok roast fest in 3… 2… 1! 🚀💥✌️