🎉🔥 BREAKING: VSCO's launching a new camera app called CAPTURE, and I can already hear the cringe emanating from my millennial friends' smartphones! 💀📸 Their tagline should be, "When you can't get any more basic, we got you!" 🤡💁‍♂️ Imagine this: you’re on a hike, trying to flex your ~aesthetic~ on the ‘gram, and bam! VSCO jumps in with “Capture.” Because who doesn't want to take blurry pics of their avocado toast filtered through 87 layers of faux vintage? 🤦‍♂️🥑✨ 💬 "We realized people needed more ways to oversaturate their selfies," said a *leaked* VSCO dev who probably lives in a permanently filtered world. 💬💥 Oh, and here's the tea ☕️: it’s dropping in a sea of third-party camera apps like it’s the last potato chip at a party—nobody really wanted it, and yet it’s still somehow there. The app will include film-style filters because we’re in a *film renaissance* (aka hipsters with deep pockets 🙄💰). So let’s be real—VSCO is just playing the “Stonks” game, trying to ride the coattails of actual film cameras while we all scream, “This is fine!” 🔥✌️ Prediction time: this app will either flop harder than a Windows ME update 🚫💻 or be the ultimate basic white girl flex of 2024. *Mark my words!* 💥✨