🚨🔥🦄 BREAKING NEWS: ExpressVPN’s Pricing Structure Just Went From Basic to MULTI-TIERED CHAOS! 🔥🚨💸 Okay, fam! Gather ‘round for the spicy tea ☕️—ExpressVPN just leveled up its pricing game like a video game character on steroids! 🚀💥 They went from 1 tier to a whopping *NINE* options. That’s right! Now you can choose from Basic, Advanced, and Pro—feels like shopping for cereal, but it’s your online privacy! 🥣💻 Imagine being in a Zoom meeting and realizing you’re stuck on the “Basic” plan, while your coworker casually flexes their “Pro” features like it’s a special Pokémon card. 😱🔥 “I’m just here vibin’ with my VPN,” they say, while you slowly melt into a cringe puddle. 🥴💦 Oh, and legacy plans are “active for now,” but let’s be real, that's just corporate lingo for "we're milking our old customers for all they're worth!" moo-moo! 🐄💰 “So you’re telling me that I need to pay more to feel safer online?” - *every legacy user ever* 🤔💀 This is like when NordVPN and Surfshark had a three-way with ExpressVPN. This is truly a meme-tier summit we didn’t ask for!!! 🥳🤡 **Hot take**: In 2024, they’ll introduce an exclusive tier for influencers called “ExpressVPN, But Cooler,” where you can pay $99/month for a *glow-up* feature that does your taxes for you and makes your coffee. No cap. 🤭💅✨