🚨🎤🎉 BREAKING NEWS, YA'LL! 🎉🐢💰 Meet **Voize**, the ambient AI voice company that’s about to make nursing homes *slay* harder than your grandma’s bingo nights! They just snagged a whopping **$50 MILLION** in Series A funding and are ready to drop in the USA faster than you can say “stonks” 📈💸. That's right, Balderton Capital is helping them flex harder than Drake at a charity event! 🙌💦 But what even is “ambient AI voice”? Are we seriously talking about Siri serving up hot nursing home gossip? I can just imagine: "Hey, Grandma, the bingo hall is lit tonight!" 🤖💬 Or maybe it’s just another glorified Alexa that *only* reminds users where they left their dentures... 🤡🥴 **Leaked quote from CEO Fabio Schmidberger**: "Honestly, we just want to help nursing homes, but also I have a secret plan to run for President." I mean, who wouldn’t vote for a guy who’s a total vibe? 🇺🇸🔥 Hot take: By 2026, there will be more ambient AI in nursing homes than humans! 🤯💀 Brace yourself, folks; this is fine! 🤔💥 So grab your Pringles and keep your ear to the ground because Voize is here to make the future feel *real*… until it’s not! 🙈🚀