🚨📞 ATTENTION, VOICEMAIL HATERS! 📞🚨 Google just dropped a brand new feature on the Pixel 10, and it’s giving old voicemail the boot faster than a bad date on Tinder. ⏳💔 Introducing *TAKE A MESSAGE*—the voicemail killer we didn’t know we needed, but Google somehow read our minds (or just creepily monitored our texts, NO CAP)!!! 👀💀 ✨📜 This bad boy doesn’t just ignore your calls, it *TRANSCRIPTS* them. You’ll finally know what “let it go to voicemail” truly means. 🤖💬 Forget the cringe of hearing someone awkwardly say your name—now you can see it in text! Stonks up! 📈📲 Fake dev quote alert! 🚨 “We figured it was time to stop giving people anxiety from hearing their ex’s voice when they missed a call!” said Dave from Google who totally does not exist. So, is this a win? Yaaas, queen! But also, beware... what if AI starts making judgment calls on who deserves to *get* your attention? 🤔😳 *This is fine*... or is it? 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next, Google will develop an AI therapist that screens your friends for you! “Bruh, you want to hang out?” - “Sorry, you’re too toxic; send a voice-to-text therapy session instead.” Imagine the chaos! 💅🚀✨ #GoogleGurus #TakeAMessage #YourExIsCrying 😂👉💔