🌩️💥BREAKING: Broadcom's Cloud Program Becomes an Elite VIP Club!💥🌩️ Yo fam, have y’all heard the TEA? ☕️ Broadcom just pulled some "you're not cool enough" moves on the VMware 🌐 channel partner program. If you thought getting dumped by your high school crush hurt, wait until you see these small and mid-sized CSPs get the axe! 🚪💨 "Some mid-size partners will be eligible," said a Broadcom developer who totally wasn’t crying during the meeting 😢. Meanwhile, everyone else is left feeling like that one kid with no invite to the party... you know the one who shows up anyway and acts like they own the place? Yeah, THAT kid. 🤡🚀 🔥 BROADCOM: "We’re having a new invite-only party!" EVERYONE ELSE: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 But fr fr, what’s with this whole "let’s gatekeep cloud computing" trend? Like, what's next? Only allowing **AI** that's fluent in Latin? 😱 Just imagine a cloud service that requires you to learn Morse code. Talk about peak cringe! 💀 So let’s make some wild predictions: in 5 years, we’re gonna have a dystopian future where only the elite can store memes in the cloud. 🌌 The rest of us will be storing our cat pics on floppy disks in our parents' basements. 💾😩 Stay tuned for more chaos! 😵‍💫✌️ #cloud #broadcom #vmware #stonks