🚨🔍 BREAKING NEWS: WE'VE GOT A NEW KID ON THE BLOCK! 🔍🚨 Say hello to Vonderful Inc. (yes, I’m rolling my eyes too 🙄) – the sneaky little startup planning to drop their AR AI glasses like they’re the new iPhone or something. Spoiler alert: they’re probably just gonna be overpriced plastic that makes you look like a confused bug. 🐞💰 ✨👓 According to a “totally legit” leak from a “source” (aka my coffee machine), these glasses will have *real-time information and assistance* like I need an AI to remind me daily how broke I am… thanks, but no thanks! 🤖💸 Also, who needs augmented reality when you’ve got *real reality* hitting you like a brick wall every Monday? But wait, it gets spicier! Vonderful’s staging website dropped like it’s hot, and the FCC filing was so shocking, even the regulatory pigeons can’t stop cooing about it! 🐦💥 Meanwhile, Meta is sweating bullets 😅💦, looking like Drake pointing at Vonderful in disappointment as the AR race heats up. Watch out, folks, we might just be in for a “this is fine” situation as these glasses become the hottest chains to choke on this CES! 🔥🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict these glasses will be more useful as a very fashionable paperweight than a tech innovation. 💀✨ #VonderfulMess #GlassesThatSeethe