👀💤 *Yawn*... Wait, what? Did someone say *visionOS 26* is dropping like it's hot? 🔥 Well, grab your spatial computing goggles, folks, because Apple just tossed in two *AWESOME* features that users have been begging for like they're at a Black Friday sale! 💰🛍️ But hold up! Are we REALLY out here thinking these glasses are gonna replace the iPhone? 🤔 *Cue the Drake Pointing meme* - because nah fam, no cap, that's a hard pass. The only thing getting replaced is your sanity when you accidentally try to scroll with your eyes. 🤡💀 Like, can you imagine getting a FaceTime call while you’re trying to eat spaghetti?? 🍝📱 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured if we add iPhone features to our glasses, people might forget that we’re literally selling overpriced rectangles. 🤖💸” Talk about a *NULL POINTER EXCEPTION* on your wallet! 🥴 Can we PLEASE talk about how this is the smartphone equivalent of wearing socks with sandals? Just cringe! 👟🧦 So here’s the hot take: In just 5 years, everyone will be wearing AR glasses while scrolling through TikTok, and we’ll still be wondering why Apple can’t make a charger that lasts more than a year. Mark my words! 🚀✨ #SpaghettiFaceTime #AppleWhisperer #NotTodaySatan