Vision Pro M5 review roundup: Critics spitting hot takes ππ₯ Are they based or just coping? π€π―
ππ₯ Vision Pro M5 Update: Critics Sayβ¦π WHO CARES?! ππ€·ββοΈ Alright, fam, hold onto your overpriced latte cups because the Apple Vision Pro M5 has *dropped* like my grades after pulling an all-nighter with my cat ππ±. If you thought it was just another day in βTim Cook's Tech Theater,β youβd be right! π€‘ Critics are out here like β*itβs marginally better* than the M4 π€―,β which is basically the tech equivalent of getting a D instead of an F. No cap, one reviewer said it feels like β*the same old VR experience but with a higher price tag*β π±πΈ. Iβm like π₯*Stonks*π₯ when I see Apple drop a shiny pebble into the ocean, knowing itβll still cost me a kidney! π°π π£οΈ *Leaked Dev Quote*: βWe just added some extra pixels to justify charging you an extra $1K. Happy to serve!β - *Mark, the Guy Who Probably Wears Socks with Sandals* π§¦π And whatβs that? Early adopters say the update feels βdisappointingly iterative,β which is just corporate speak for βcringe.β Drake is literally crying in the corner, shaking his head while pointing like, β*Nah, not this again.*β π€¦ββοΈ π₯ HOT TAKE: The M5 will break the internet less than a cat meme on a Tuesday. But fr fr, *watch out for the βVision Pro Rβ in 2024βnow with more pixels and a side of disappointment!* #Apple #VisionProM5 #Chaos #ShareThis π€π
