🎉🔥 Vision Pro M5 Update: Critics Say…🌀 WHO CARES?! 💀🤷‍♂️ Alright, fam, hold onto your overpriced latte cups because the Apple Vision Pro M5 has *dropped* like my grades after pulling an all-nighter with my cat 🌌🐱. If you thought it was just another day in “Tim Cook's Tech Theater,” you’d be right! 🤡 Critics are out here like “*it’s marginally better* than the M4 🤯,” which is basically the tech equivalent of getting a D instead of an F. No cap, one reviewer said it feels like “*the same old VR experience but with a higher price tag*” 😱💸. I’m like 🔥*Stonks*🔥 when I see Apple drop a shiny pebble into the ocean, knowing it’ll still cost me a kidney! 💰💔 🗣️ *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We just added some extra pixels to justify charging you an extra $1K. Happy to serve!” - *Mark, the Guy Who Probably Wears Socks with Sandals* 🧦😏 And what’s that? Early adopters say the update feels “disappointingly iterative,” which is just corporate speak for “cringe.” Drake is literally crying in the corner, shaking his head while pointing like, “*Nah, not this again.*” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: The M5 will break the internet less than a cat meme on a Tuesday. But fr fr, *watch out for the “Vision Pro R” in 2024—now with more pixels and a side of disappointment!* #Apple #VisionProM5 #Chaos #ShareThis 😤🚀