🚨📱BREAKING: Vintage Apple Watch Face That DEFINITELY Should Exist!📱🚨 Attention all Zoomers, Boomers, and everyone in between! Apple has blessed us with many watch faces since 2015, but listen up! 🛑 We NEED a vintage Apple Watch face stat! I mean, can you IMAGINE flexing a retro design while your watch tells you to stand up, like, 18 hours a day? No cap, that's a whole mood. 🌈💅 🍏 **Imagine the chaos:** you wake up, put on your wrist computer ⌚️, and instead of a hologram that looks like it’s from the year 3000, you get a face that screams “I miss flip phones”. Like, where's the nostalgia, Apple? Give us the “phone screen but make it a watch” aesthetic! Social media would explode—in a good way! 🚀✨ #VintageVibes 💬 *“Bro, can you even use a vintage watch face to calculate your stonks?”* - *Leaked Developer* 🤖 Meanwhile, Apple's probably too busy making the Apple Cabbage in secret or trying to charge you $700 for a charging cable like it’s the new Bitcoin. Crypto? NO! Vintage Watch Face? YES! So here’s my hot take: If Apple drops this face in the next year, every other smartwatch manufacturer will be like *“This is fine.”* Meanwhile, we'll push our avocado toast, vintage face dreams like true legends! 🔥🔥 #AppleWatchFaceForPresident #MemeTheSystem