🚨🎉 YO, GOAT ALERT! Vine is BACK, baby! But it’s not just a “Vine 2.0” 🤡— it’s called DIVINE, and it’s here to snatch wigs and ban all the AI slop! 💀💔 Talk about a glow-up! So here’s the tea ☕: Nearly a DECADE after getting dumpstered by Twitter (rip 🥲), the short-form royalty plans to reclaim its throne from TikTok, the ultimate cringe factory 🥴🚀. Seriously, it's like watching Drake point at his “hot girl” phase while TikTok fumbles around like a bad dad dance at a wedding. 👀💃 Rumor has it Jack Dorsey, the “I’ll just invent another way to make money” king, threw some cash at this hot new mess. Word on the street from some *totally* legit developer: “We’re gonna make TikTok look like a four-year-old’s crayon drawing.” 🎨😂 And, listen, let’s be real: if DIVINE can ban AI-generated nonsense, we might finally be able to enjoy short videos without feeling like we need to cleanse our souls. Amen to that. 🙏🔥 My prediction? In 2024, you’ll see people using DIVINE to share their daily dog memes and holy revolutionary content—while TikTok is just a graveyard of ads and influencer apologize-fests. Stonks on DIVINE! 📈💰💀