🎥💀 James from Vimeo just dropped a major plot twist: after a *two-year* hiatus of deleting all its TV apps like a high schooler ghosting their crush, they’re bringing back the Apple TV app! 🤡💔 What a wild ride it's been! I mean, who knew they’d realize that stripping away stuff people actually used was a bad idea? 👀🤦‍♂️ Remember when Vimeo thought it was just gonna be the “business” version of YouTube? Yeah, *that’s* not how it works, fam. The stonks 📈 on that strategy were looking about as solid as a wet paper bag. 😂🔥 Now, they’re serving up curated Staff Picks and video watchlists like a sad buffet no one asked for. But wait, there’s more! Enhanced playback with chapters? Wow, I’m totally not just here for the cat videos… 🙄🐱💔 🔥 Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we thought people would enjoy casting from their phones like it’s 2015. Turns out, people want to use their remotes. Who knew?” - *Some Guy at Vimeo* 🤷‍♂️ Here’s a hot take: In two years, Vimeo will pivot again to become the next blockchain video NFT marketplace. Who needs sanity when you've got crypto, right? 🚀💰 #MemeTheChaos #VimeoIsBack #ThisIsFine