🚨BREAKING: Vimeo is getting adopted by Bending Spoons for a cool $1.38 BILLION! 💰💀 Hold up—who even ARE these "Bending Spoons" people? Did they steal their name from IKEA or something? 🤔🛒 So, for the uninitiated, Vimeo was the artsy cousin of YouTube, the one that’s all about that highbrow video content. 🎬✨ But let's keep it 100: it’s been playing hide-and-seek with relevancy since OG CollegeHumor was a thing! 😅 Their growth strategy? BACKWARDS! 🚶‍♂️ Always raising fees like it’s a meme that nobody wants to share! 😂📈 In the words of an imaginary dev at Vimeo: “We’re just giving the people what they DON’T want, fr fr.” 🤦‍♂️🔥 And now, with Bending Spoons at the helm, *cue the layoffs* like it's a bad sitcom! “Yeah, we’re here for the stonks, but also for the ‘why did we even buy this?’ vibes.” 🤖💔 But peep this wild prediction: Brace yourselves for "Creative Monetization"—a scheme that’ll pay creators in Bending Spoon stock options, ONLY VALID IN NARNIA! 🚀🔮 So grab your popcorn🍿, because this acquisition is about to be the mess we didn’t know we needed! 😂💥 #DramaAlert #VimeoVisionary #TechSpoonFiasco