🚨💰 BIG NEWS ALERT 💰🚨: A lil’ startup called Vijil just pulled up with $17 million to keep AI agents from failing harder than your New Year’s resolutions! 🤖💩 That’s right, they’re out here building a *trust infrastructure* like it’s IKEA furniture, but for AI. Sooo much fun! 🤡 Led by BrightMind Partners (who have minds so bright they probably see in HD), they’re also joined by Mayfield and Gradient, because, well, we all need friends when we're trying to *safeguard our tech meltdown* 🙃. They've now raised a total of $23 million—so basically, stonks are up, fam! 📈 Imagine this convo at the Vijil HQ: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "What’s an AI agent’s worst nightmare?" 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: "Being left on read… just like my last Tinder date." 💔😂 Meanwhile, tech bros are gonna be throwing cash at them like it's confetti! 🎉 But you know what this really means? We’re chugging straight into a future where our robots have a *better understanding of trust* than our own parents! 😳 🔥🔥 Hot take: Next, we’ll be VIBING with AI therapists who charge $200 an hour to listen to your existential dread. 🤯💸 Welcome to the new world, my friends! #ThisIsFine 😂🚀