🧐💤😴💥 BUZZKILL ALERT: We got a classic case of "Vibe coding: Hype or new reality?" debuting at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. 🤡💻 But before you hit snooze on this yawn-fest, let’s dive into the chaos! So, Lauri “Queen of Fund$” Moore, David “Debugging wizard” Cramer, and Zach “Warp speed ahead!” Lloyd are hitting the Builders Stage (not the cool one, but the one where dreams go to die). They're here to ask the burning question: "What do founders really need in their first engineering hires?" Spoiler: it’s NOT another dude who thinks AI tools will code their startups while they sip the latest oat milk macro brew. 🤮☕ 🎤 Imagine a convo like this: Lauri: "We need strong engineers!" David: "Nah fam, just get a chatbot!" Zach: "Can it at least be a cool robot?" 🤖💥 While they debate, we can only do one thing: seethe at the idea that vibe coding might actually be a thing. 😂💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we'll have AI that codes itself while founders go to yoga instead of hiring real developers. Next stop? Entrepreneurial transcendence! 🚀✨📈 💯💰 Stonks will rise for "Vibe as a Service!" Are you ready to embrace the chaotic future? 💥💥 Share this if your coding vibes are *chef’s kiss*! 👩‍🍳💨