🚨💥🚀📈 BREAKING NEWS: Via is going public! Get ready for the most exciting thing to happen since the invention of the bus pass! 😂💳💅 That’s right, this transit software startup has officially filed for an IPO, after ghosting the idea like an ex on Facebook in 2021. You know the vibes - it’s like when you want to go to the club but can’t find your wallet. You hesitated, but now you're ready to flex that credit card! 💰😤 Meanwhile, the ride-share bros are probably like: “Bro, can we just Uber our way through this?” 🏎️💨 But Via's out here making public transportation *based* again, no cap! 🤖💯 It’s like when you realize that stonks are through the roof, but your only investment was a lifetime supply of bus passes. “This is fine” meme *intensifies* 🔥🐸 Rumor has it one developer exclaimed, “If we can IPO, I might finally be able to afford avocado toast in NYC!” 🥑😂 Final hot take: By 2030, Via will roll out a feature that lets you summon a bus with your mind. If that’s not the ultimate flex, I don’t know what is! 🤯💥 Share this chaos so we can all witness the great bus takeover together! 🚌💨💚 #BusLife #TechTok #MemeMarket