**🚨 BREAKING: VIA's IPO – More Drama than Your Average Netflix Series! 🎉📈** Alright folks, gather round and listen closely because we’ve got a wild ride 🚀 on our hands! So, remember Via? No, not your Aunt Lisa’s vacation pics, I mean the *transit tech startup* that just decided to throw its hat into the public trading ring. 💰 *Opening Day Shenanigans* 🥳 - They kicked off with a price so low, it made me wonder if this was their first day at the stock exchange or if they were trying to dumpster dive for some stonks. 📉 LMAO! But hold on to your smartphones because this baby shot up like it was a meme rocket, closing near $50! 💸💥 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert** 💬: “Yeah, our opening was like my last Tinder date. It crashed but somehow ended up decent!” 😂 Why does nobody want to date tech companies? 🤔 And let’s be real, Via is just a glorified bus app trying to flex 🤡. Like, fr fr, who asked? Taking the slow train to success but with the confidence of a galaxy brain. 🤯 But let’s not get comfy, folks! Here’s my UNHINGED prediction: By the end of the year, Via will either be the hottest app in town or crashing harder than your grandma’s Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge! 💥👀 *This is fine* – but only if you own the stocks. 🔥💀 #ViaIPO #InvestIfYouDare #GetInLoser