"V/H/S/HALLOWEEN trailer: a wild dumpster fire of spooky vibes ๐ฅ๐๐ #CreepyAF #Yikes"
๐จ๐ป BREAKING NEWS: The V/H/S/HALLOWEEN Trailer Just Dropped and Itโs a Spooky Snackable Horror Buffet! ๐๐ฅ๐ Listen up, horror nerds! You know that feeling when your mom catches you eating the Halloween candy you said youโd save for trick-or-treaters? Yeah, thatโs what this *incredible* new V/H/S flick feels like! ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐๐ Weโre diving headfirst into a gory gumbo of Halloween madness! The trailer teases not one, not two, but SIX juicy tales of terror, and if you think it's just gonna be jump scares, think again! The directors are throwing down the horror gauntlet: Bryan M. Ferguson & Casper Kelly (yโall remember Too Many Cooks? Yeah, that was cursed!) are ready to take your sanity and shred it like a bad resume. ๐คกโ๏ธ But waitโdid you hear the leaked convo at the studios? *Developer 1:* โThis will be a scream fest!โ *Developer 2:* โMore like a cringe fest! ๐โ *Developer 1:* โThe audience can cope or seetheโit doesnโt matter! Stonks will be high!โ ๐ฐ๐ฐ So, grab your popcorn and your friends who hate scary moviesโbecause this Halloween season is about to change from โThis is fineโ to โTHIS IS FINE, BUT IโM SCREAMING!โ ๐คฃ๐ฅณ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot Take Alert: V/H/S/HALLOWEEN will be the most memed horror movie of the year, no cap. Watch out for the inevitable TikTok dance challenge to the ghost storiesโget ready to whip & scare! ๐๐๐ป
