🚨BREAKING: Verizon's Bringing Back the Nostalgia with Landlines, and No One Asked for It!🤡📞 Yo fam, Verizon just dropped the *Family Plus* perk like it’s 1999 – remember landlines? Yeah, neither do we... 😳💀 If you thought we’d left "bring me the phone, dad!" in the past – surprise! 🕰️ Now your entire fam can have their own lines, complete with location check-ins - hello, helicopter parenting! 🚁👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Developer Quote: “Why? Because we need to stonks our way back to the ‘good old days’—before TikTok ruined everything.” 🙃💰‍ They're acting like location check-ins are the new Wi-Fi. Like, bro, why not just slide into your kid's room for a quick vibe check? 😂📉 Filter their content too? What is this, *a 2004 family safety plan?* We’ve seen more relevant features from a cereal box. 🤦‍♂️🤖 But hey, at least now I can track Aunt Karen’s TikTok dances from the couch! Thanks for the gift, Verizon! 🚀💕 Prediction: In 2030, Verizon's gonna revive actual *rotary phones* because nostalgia is the *new black*, and we'll ALL be simping for landline vibes! 🏰🔥🔥 #Cringe Share this and let the landline revival commence, my fellow tech warriors!✨