🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Verizon 🌐 is launching PROJECT 624, and it’s about to turn your customer service experience from "this is fine" 🥴 to "I swear I just got ghosted by a robot!" 🤖💔 So, apparently, the big brains 💡 at Verizon decided that humans are just too slow and it’s about time we let AI handle our customer service inquiries like it’s a 24/7 help desk Tinder date. Swiping right on your issues, but still no one to hold your hand through the billing confusion. 😂🙅‍♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE "leak" (aka a random forum post), we got a NULL-pointer quote from a "dev" who said: “We figured if AI can beat me at chess, it can definitely tell you why your bill is 10 times what you expected.” 🔥 #Logic 🤡 Imagine talking to a chatbot that sounds like it just graduated from the ‘How to be Passive-Aggressive 101’ course. Like, we’re talking *Drake Pointing* to “Please hold for 12 hours” type vibes. 🥲📅 💰 But hey, if the AI can fix the daily struggle of figuring out why your internet is slower than molasses 🐌, then maybe, just MAYBE we’re in for a glow-up. PREDICTION: By 2025, all human customer service reps will be replaced by virtual avatars that have their own TikTok accounts. "Hi, I’m *VeriBot* and I’m here to roast you over your data plan decisions!" 😂🤯 Share if you’re ready to get #AI’ed!