🚨🎉 HOLY SMOKES, FOLKS! Verizon just dropped the ultimate BOMB 💥: FREE SAMSUNG 4K TVs for Black Friday! 🤯💰 Forget fighting Grandma for the last toaster at Walmart; we’re going for the GLORY! 📺⚡️ 👉 Here’s the tea 🫖: Apparently, if you sign up for a new plan that could cost you your firstborn, you might just score a ridiculous 4K TV. Talk about a bargain! Thanks, Verizon; now my home will look like a spaceship while my wallet looks like it went through a black hole! 🚀💸 Meanwhile, ZDNET is over here like, “We did real research” 😂 *cue Drake pointing meme at their credibility* like who even needs that for a FREE TV!? 🤨 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to get rid of some old stock and figured, ‘Why not give people a 4K TV with their overpriced plans?’” 💀🔥 It's officially a ‘This is fine’ moment for all us consumers trying to cope with the sting of our bank accounts. So go grab your new plan with your fave meme-cousin and run! Because if there's anything 2023 taught us, it’s that deals this spicy won't last long! 🌶️🔥 **Hot Take**: In a year, you’ll be able to pay for your college tuition with all the free TVs Verizon is handing out. #Stonks 💯📈