🚨🚗💔 **BREAKING NEWS: Verizon’s HUM-iliation!** 💔🚗🚨 So, guess what? Verizon YANKED the plug on its Hum 🤡👋, that wannabe Google Assistant car accessory that was basically the tech equivalent of a turtleneck at a rave. Like, who asked for an overpriced speaker that couldn’t even play “Despacito”? 🎶💀 Imagine cruising in your sweet ride, and your pal's like, “Hey, what’s that?” and you’re like “Oh, just my overpriced accessory that calls 911 if I sneeze too hard.” 😅 🔊🚑 **Developer Quote Alert:** “We thought we were innovating, but turns out we were just creating a vehicle paperweight. Oof… 😬💩” - Anonymous Verizon Dev 💰 *Stonks?* More like *Stonks on the decline!* 📉 This is fine, right? 😅 Just another day watching Verizon's “cutting-edge” tech go from promising to “take me back, Verizon!” faster than you can say “cancel my subscription.” 🤖📵 🔥 Hot Prediction: In 2024, Verizon will launch a 5G fridge that talks back to you while ruining your leftovers. 🥴🥡 Can’t wait for that cringe-fest to drop! Stay tuned, fam! 👀✨ #VerizonVibes #RIPHum #TechDrama