🚨📰 BREAKING: Verizon’s Shady Shenanigans Get SMACKED by the Law! 🚨📱💰 So like, imagine this: Verizon thought they could just sell your location data like it’s some LOLCats meme at a yard sale. 🤡😂 But HOLD UP, fam! The US Court of Appeals just said, “Not today!” and rejected their attempt to ditch a massive $46.9 million fine! That's right, Verizon's out there like... 🔥 “I’m just tryna STONKS my way to the top!” but instead? 💀💸 They’re feeling the heat! Rumor has it, a Verizon developer was overheard saying, “We thought people would LOVE our location plans! 🤷‍♂️ Turns out, they love privacy more.” This is what we call ✨"literally no one asked"✨. Remember when AT&T did a happy dance in front of the courts? Well, Verizon just got dunked on harder than your high school crush’s TikTok. 💔🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the FCC is out here like “This is fine” as they sip their tea and watch these telecom titans collapse under their own greed. 😂☕ 🔥 **Hot Take**: What’s next? T-Mobile might start selling your Netflix passwords, and we’ll be like, “No cap, just take my whole life!” 🤖💀 I can already hear their marketing team: “Location, location, location — and now, password sharing!” 🚀🤯 Share this if you want to see more meme madness! 🥳💥