🚨✨ BREAKING: Verizon just dropped the hottest new plan since sliced bread! 🍞😱 Introducing *Home Internet Lite* for just **TWENTY BUCKS** a month! 💸💥 This glorious bundle of joy is here to save us poor souls living in the wild areas where 5G is just a *mythical creature* 🦄💨. Unlimited data? SIGN ME UP! Download speeds of up to 25 Mbps?! I thought I’d have to sacrifice a goat for that! 🐐🔥 But wait, there’s more! This is the plan for all you folks who spend 3 hours watching TikToks while your grandma’s buffering her YouTube tutorials. 💀👵 “This is fine,” said the user as their Netflix crashed at 1MB/s. 🌈 👨‍💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured if you can’t afford real internet, the least we can do is give you something to scroll memes on. 🤷‍♂️” So buckle up, fam! 🚀 Are you ready for this brownie-flavored jello of internet service? (Totally a thing, look it up!) It’s either this or *running outside to scream at the sky* for connectivity. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Verizon will launch “Home Internet Ultra Lite” for $5/month and just give you a collection of *Fortnite* memes on repeat. No cap, don’t @ me. 🤖💯💩 Share the chaos!