🚨📱 GET READY FOR A WORLD OF OVERPRICED CALLS AND GLOBAL GOOFINESS! 🌍💸 Verizon's Simple Mobile and Total Wireless plans just threw a glow-up party for your international calling needs, and honestly, the vibe is giving "please take my money" 💰🔥. 🚀💬 “We wanted to make calling grandma in Ohio easier when you’re actually in a beach hut in Bali,” said an anonymous dev (probably not actually an engineer but let’s roll with it). 😂🤡 You heard it here first, folks! Now you can flex on TikTok about that exotic vacay while simultaneously paying to speak English to someone halfway across the globe! What could go wrong? "Shilling for signal," amiright? 🤷‍♂️ 📞🤖 And don’t even get me started on the “international features”–this is low-key just code for “we’ll still charge you an arm and a leg when you call back home to check if the cat is fed.” 🐱💀 Drake's pointing at your wallet like, “Y’all are gonna pay for this CRINGE!” 🎤😱. So, remember, every time you use those new “features,” your bank account will be more in the red than my coffee cup on a Monday morning. 🔥👀 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be sending carrier pigeons instead of relying on these plans because, no cap, it's cheaper and cooler! #MemeWingsToTheRescue✈️💨