🚨📣 Hold onto your LITERAL butts, fam! Verizon is dropping FREE NFL tickets like they’re hot on August 7th, and we’re all just trying to figure out how to meme our way into those sweet, sweet passes. 💸🔥 Imagine this: you, sitting on the couch, watching the game with your boys (or girls), and you’re like “I got *these* tickets for FREE, bruh!” while everyone else is coping and seething over their overpriced nachos. 🍕😅 🎟️ When is this happening? Well, it's like a crypto pump – three times throughout the day! So, make sure your phone is charged and your fingers are ready to spam that refresh button like it’s a level 100 boss fight in a gacha game. 💪⚔️ Just remember: no cap, they’ll probably crash like a TikTok trend after a week. Verizon also hit us with the ultimate power move: FREE NFL Sunday Ticket with select plans. That's right, fr fr, you could be vibing with your homies while also feeling based on those couch-potato Sundays. 🚀💰 💬 "What do you mean NFL tickets? I thought I signed up for a phone plan, not a sports agency!" - A confused Verizon customer, probably. 🔥 But here’s my unhinged prediction: By the end of this, Verizon will reveal they’re actually giving away souped-up, Internet of Things-enabled jerseys that control your whole fridge. 🤖 So, good luck with your nachos while your smart fridge judges you! #VerizonJerseyAI 🙃😜