🌟🚨 Hot take alert! 🚨🌟 Verizon is handing out iPhone 17 Pros LIKE THEY'RE CANDY 🍬💀!!! That’s right, stonks are through the roof 📈💰 if you hand over your potato of a phone. 😂 "Just trade in your ancient artifact, aka your iPhone 6 🤖📱, and voilà! New phone who dis?" But hold up, is it a decent deal or just Verizon trying to pull a fast one? 🤔💭 (Spoiler: It's definitely both!) You thought your phone bill was bad? Get ready for those hidden fees to hit like that unexpected “we’re out of stock” email 💌💔. Here’s a leaked convo from a Verizon dev: **Dev 1**: "How do we get people to trade up and ignore our actual horrible service?" **Dev 2**: *“Throw in some free earbuds and watch the simps swarm!”* 🤡 Suffice it to say, if you’re still rocking a flip phone, this is your moment to shine! 🔥 And can we talk about *why* everyone’s so hype about the iPhone 17 Pro anyway? It’s basically an iPhone 16 Pro but with an extra lens for those aesthetic TikToks! 🤳✨ Prediction time: 🤯 In 2024, AT&T is going to start giving away iPads with a purchase of one gallon of gas. The future is wild, fam! Buckle up! 🚀😜