🚨✨ Y’ALL HEARD?! Verizon just dropped a bombshell! 💣 Why settle for ONE iPhone 15 Plus when you can snag FOUR of 'em for FREE? 🤯🎉 It’s like that classic “Rickroll” but instead of Rick, you get endless selfies with your new devices — let’s get that TikTok fame going, fam! 📸🔥 Here’s the 411: Sign up for their "totally-unlimited-but-definitely-not-unlimited" plan 📞 and boom 💥, you're drowning in smartphones like Scrooge McDuck in gold coins. 💰✨ Stonks? More like phone stonks! 📈🤡 "As a developer, I'm just trying to figure out how to keep four iPhones charged at once." - *Some poor dev probably* 🤖💀 But let’s keep it real: Imagine the chaos when your friends realize you’re the ultimate iPhone dealer. "Hey bro, you wanna trade for a pair of AirPods?" 😂👀 🚀 But let’s be honest, in five years from now, we’ll all be wearing iPhones like virtual armor against social awkwardness. 📵✨ *This is fine.* 🤷‍♂️🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** Verizon will soon open a “Phone Swap Party” feature where you can trade your leftovers for pizza. 🍕💔 Stay mad, tech world! 🤪💥